Hmmm, that's weird...

As we pulled up to an intersection opposite one of the local parks in our suburb, we noticed a bus parked in the playground.
That's weird we said in unison.
Turns out that the driver lost control of the bus doing a routine u-turn, took out half a tree, a couple of parking stumps, a fence, and a swing set.
Its school holidays to boot, so the driver is damned lucky he didnt hit anyone.
No sight of that in the local rag tho. An english tourist who got kicked out of the ChCh casino for showing too much of her tits made the front page. (photo in outfit included)
Coz thats what we all want to read about up hear in the north island.
Yep.